straight swap if you have a mountain bike i have a blackberry curve 9360 +

i have a RIM blackberry curve 9360 boxed 3 months old still under warranty comes with new officially leather sleeve which i purchased for £19.99 and a 4gig memory card although it can take up to 32gig would like an exchange for a decent off road mountain bike with front shox and disk brakes. please get intouch and thanks for looking at my add,